The Delicious Snack-Blog Staff

Name:

Eugene, aka, Snackblog

Age:
You don't need to know.

Sex:
Male

Favorite fancy food:
Beef Carpaccio

Favorite cheap food:
A good hot link, or a good carne asada taco. Can't decide.

Favorite fruit:
White peach

Favorite mid-tier drink:
Ocean Spray Cran-Raspberry

Favorite snacks to eat on a sunny, relaxed day:
Adina Mojita and Haribo Gold-Bears (from the Spanish factory).

Favorite really late night study snacks:
65% Chocolove or 70% Scharffen Berger chocolate bar, Pepperoni Pizza Croissant Pocket garnished with homemade habenero seasoning, and Fukola.

Favorite snack to eat when I'm intensely hungry for something super sweet and fattening: Ben and Jerry's Phish Food. Hands down the best binge, comfort, and break-up snack in existence.

Snack specialty: Sodas



Name:
Eric Hesson

Age:
19

Sex:
Mmale

Favorite fancy food:
A really good burrito

Favorite cheap food:
A really cheap burrito

Favorite fruit:
Avocado? Mango? Raspberries are great. Clementines too.

Favorite mid-tier soda:
Coke (with a healthy dose of whiskey for flavor)

Favorite supercheap drunk food:
A bunch of chicken sandwiches from Jack in the Box

Favorite fictional snack:
Cows, the candy bar (dark and white chocolate splotches on the outside so it looks like a cow, a layer of brownie on the top and bottom, followed by a layer of dark chocolate, and fudge in the very middle. also there are strawberry cows and caramel cows with that stuff in the middle instead of fudge).

Favorite beverages:
ginseng cola, any good juice (especially ones with a lot of pulp), a rich man's urine

Snack Specialty:
Things that start with the letter "T"



Name:
Alex Burke

Age:
19

Sex:
female

Favorite fancy food:
fromage [from FRANCE]

Favorite cheap food:
bagelwich, bageldog

Favorite fruit:
clementine

Favorite mid-tier soda:
canada dry tonic

Favorite aphrodisiac:
tiger penis

Favorite late-night snack:
Tylenol PM

Favorite breakfast meat:
haggis

Snack specialty:
Rootbeer


Name: Berdin

Age:
19

Sex:
M

Favorite fruit:
Rambutan

Favorite mid-tier drink:
Cactus Cooler

Favorite Snack to eat with a cute girl (like my sister, maybe):
Pocky

Favorite Snack to eat when watching a movie, or doing something that will leave hands fairly clean or not too dirty (playing guitar or computer):
Popcorn, popped from a pot with salt , NO BUTTER or those Butter Cookies from Denmark that come in a tin

Favorite Snack to eat to gross people out and to show that I am xXxtreme and oFf teH Hook:
The Durian

Snack specialty:
Fruit. Soon, insects and exotics.




Name:
Katie, aka, Mrs. Snackblog

Age:
Legal

Sex:
Female

Favorite fancy food:
Lobster Ravioli

Favorite cheap food:
Hostess Powdered Donuts + White Cheddar Cheez-Its, Chicken Pot Pie style

Favorite fruit:
Wawona Frozen Peaches

Favorite mid-tier beverage:
Gatorade Extremo Mango Electrico

Favorite birthday cake:
Pistachio Bunt Cake with Powdered Sugar on top

Favorite study/break-up/bad hair day/pms-ing/anything shitty food:
Cookie Dough

Favorite topping:
Whipped Cream

Snack Specialty:
Baked Goods




Name:
Alexis

Age:
19

Sex:
me

Favorite fancy food:
Crème Brûlée. even the spelling is fancy.

Favorite cheap food:
tamales from the quickie-mart (perversely satisfying)

Favorite fruit:
strawberries

Favorite mid-tier drink:
Wine. Big House Red.

In front of the computer:
dried, unsulphered fruits like mangos, pears, and apricots

Midnight under the harvest moon:
raw flesh (preferably of the goat variety, but i'm not picky)

Porter dining hall:
not much; however, those chocolate chip cookies with enough grease to turn napkins translucent are pretty damn tasty.




Positions of Power:

Executive Editor: Eugene
Writers: Eugene, Alexis, Alex, Berdin, Eric Hesson
Copy Editors: Alexis, Katie